Get lost and Play with Models!

Slow down.  Not These guys.  I should admit. I kind of lied. Please don't look at me like I tricked you into coming here for some Metal theme.

For those asking first. Job hunting is still going on. Slow..low..ly.. A few good leads just haven't really ...heard... anything. That's okay. it'll come and I'll be rich.

It's story time kids

Something some People will tell you, is that I have occasionally flirted with playing some miniature war games.  You being a nerd(and I bet all of you are) I am sure you have at some point in your awesome nerdy candy filled lives. Games like Warhammer, 40k, Warmachine, and an even briefer flirt with Hordes.(HOLY CAPOODLES briefer is a word.. let's make it word of the day. Reader number 3...post it on your facebook).

So for Christmas, my lovely herself purchased me the Convergence Battle box from Warmachine. I know what you are thinking..... What Handsome-fun-guy are they? Well their symbol is a Cyberman, they are robots, and well they have angels. A lot of things I like. Every time my foray in to wargaming I have stopped by lack of income, and just people falling out. Once a problem with a store I played at that is awesome, I think I could be a bit to blame.

However I recommend it for everyone.(feel free to Send me free stuff Privateer. ha...ha) It's fun, even though I have been known to curse and swear putting models together, smash things. Punch babies(one baby). My painting shows I am a noob, but the game is filled by some of the best sports ever. I actually think I have only met one try hard. That's okay. They are out there. I have been known to be a try hard. What the game is honestly about in my personal opinion is a tool for anti social risk players, and model builders to move some boards around, and the game having a secret agenda to make the world a better place. (With fake wars). 

The game is awesome... Now when I get into a hobby. I find myself getting addicted before I get started and looking for ways to get my fix, and possibly cool it off.  Let me direct you to the gasoline that I usually pour on myself.

http://losthemisphere.com/wp/

The podcast is great. No I am not just plugging it because I may or may not be friends with a certain Australian co-host. Legit. It's a great pod cast.  I can listen to it for hours. Also more then once.. Australian voices are nice...niiiiice.

Peace out. Do Nerdy things!

This Week

So to follow up from last week, after a few emails between Riot and myself, they have concluded that there is nothing they can do, and I am stock climbing out of bronze V.

 Well Leonidas defeated the Persians, so I guess I could do it too. Right??

Due to that and me becoming to extreme on myself and so synical to the game I have placed it on the shelf for a couple of days. Giving me more time to return to my other loves. Like Minecraft, but mainly  Rome Total War 2.

Total War 2, let me tell you sometimes  I am in the middle of that game, and I just feel like Tywin Lannister. Just making all the right decisions. Even last night while me and my lovely took a break to catch up on some pretty serious shows: Big Bang Theory

She took a look at my screen, that I had paused while invading a town asking questions. She then asked me if I was going to let them go, concerning herself with the bits and bites that made up the opposing faction.

I then told her. No. I'm going to kill them. They are mouths to feed, and can one day rise up to fight me. So they must die. To which she called me Ruthless... Which I find to be a compliment if I do say so myself.

However, normally I have a problem in that game where I become very Jofferey and my people hate me. (Yeah there are a lot of Game of Thrones References. I like the books, and I like the show. It's coming up soon. Don't judge me alright? Still judging me? Fine! Take this...!)
Yeah that's right Enjoy that... You did it to me.

Anyway, so sometimes I get just a bit arrogant. I forget that my small but effective army isn't the only one building and I go to attack a small city that apparently has over 4000 soldiers. Like What the hell?
Leading my awesome attack to something kind of like this

Cats are cute...

Do I feel like talking about wrestling today? No not really...

I'm looking at Rust... looking at it so much. All the videos I have been watching makes it really good. if anyone wants to pass this site off to the makers of Rust and get me a beta key. I'd be down. Get it.

Hearthstone back on the wagon. Game is in maintenance right now so I can't play. Which is NOT why I am writing this. I love you guys. Tell more of your friends to read this, and even if they hate it. Or you hate it. Pretend you love it and it's hot shit.
At least there is no Paris Hilton right? We don't like her. Right?

Before I go I just want to drop two things on you. In looking for a place to watch Rust. I found a pretty sweet Streamer. Pretty funny.  Not one of the heavy hitters on Twitch yet, but my favourite Rust players to date.
http://www.twitch.tv/bdizzle_8x There  is a link. Favorite him, and tell him he's awesome.

Alright now I'm really sending you guys home. Something funny perhaps?

http://www.nerdist.com/category/bowling/ This is my site for you to check out if you haven't already!

I do not own anything I put up..(yet....) Just for everyone to enjoy.

You did this to me!

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New Times.

Hey Reader(s).

Welcome back, so I have decided I need to make a few changes. I really haven't worked hard to make this well work. So I am going to. I mean you guy(s)/girl(s) go out of your way to read this, so I should make it better. For all of you.

I know I have mostly talking about DnD, and Video games going on. Yet there are more things going on that bug me, or that I at least want to voice. So I am going to.  I am going to share pretty much everything I want to share because that is why it is here. I  promise to make it as entertaining as I possibly can. I honestly don't write out what I am going to put up here, so everything is just how I think it when it types. Cool eh?

Last week I posted that I have been playing a lot of League of Legends. You will be pleased to know it's still true. The game still reminds me of that guy you want to be friends with, but you know it isn't the right decision because the crowd he hangs out with isn't cool. I'm looking at you Bronze V'ers.

Even though I am in the belly of the beast, the lowest of the low. I still feel I don't deserve it,  It isn't the losses because of other players playing badly either. I accept that as some form of natural disaster that comes in and ruins your shit. Like a Creeper. That's Right

THIS:

HURRICANE

 is the same as

This

That being said..... What should not be considered a part of the game, and has messed with me a lot as of late, is Lag issues. Sure, It could as some times be my computers fault. But when 4/5 team mates drop from the game, for 5 minutes in a Provisional. Should there at least be a loss prevention? I think so. I ended up emailing riot about this exact problem. There response was that I should always be looking at the game forums to see that there forums aren't working... My reaction?

See this is the look of me being unimpressed. It's not like I am asking for an Oscar(sorry Leo) but I did ask that they either reset my provisionals or come to some way to help me. They'd rather I take it up my rear, by my own penial instrument. Thanks Riot.. Sadly I still play. Why? Maybe it's the smell of hookers but who knows. I think Riot has a lot of problems that they don't need to solve. For example, instead of suspending people from the free to play game. Level them down? Knock them low. Half exp. Gamers love exp...more then they love using one of there BILLIONS of emails that they use to look up Pornography... Please League you have suckered a lot of my money. Do something with it.. If I wanted to be ripped off I would pay my taxes. ha...ha....ha

Alright, now lets talk about another fetish of mine. The most real thing ever...No no no..It's not Nicholas Cage, no shit is that real. Not even what you are reading. Yep your mind is making all of this shit up....and you like it. Don't take it out on me for you not liking what you are reading... But give me all the glory if you are. Give and take kind of guy. I am talking about Wrestling.

I really like Wrestling, I've liked it growing up, and everyone reading this right now has had it cross there paths. I know it's either the Kardashians or the WWE!  Anyway, as of late for those who like wrestling they would know that a rather popular Chicago native "took his ball and went home".  Good wrestler, and I had a lot of fun.    I would LOVE to see him come back, and even on Monday I discarded my computer time so I could watch what was supposed to be his return.   I was dooped, and you know what I like it. They never promised any kind of return. If the guy doesn't want to come back, I don't want him to come back. I want him to enjoy what he does. Anyone who has a problem with a guy quitting because he doesn't like where his career is going... You liar..Just admit you are being selfish I was. Do I like that he went without saying good bye? God no... I need closure. Who doesn't? Do I think wrestling sucks? ...ummmmmmm Sometimes.

How can they fix it? Kind of get out of this trolling people stage, and leave it to league of legends. Ha..it's a real....Riot. That's my blog today..I am sorry it wasn't super funny, but I got a way of helping with that.

Joseph Danza!

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